It makes it easier to you know… go through doors
frawtlopp on
If they clean their hands prior to use then its fine, otherwise you may want to ask them how their itchy skin is for them.
Abraham_linksys49 on
Nice, it’s even the Weekend Size jar.Â
dvdher on
Does this stuff ever go bad?
dadthewisest on
Interesting fact — some people used to eat vaseline assuming it would help digestion. Including the inventor, or so he claimed. You can’t digest it, so it just goes through your system. So… if you want to make sure you are good and ready… a spoonful in both ends will help.
OGKillertunes on
I have one jar like that. Business been closed for 20 years that I bought it from.
Spectikal on
I hate to tell you this, but it’s much much older than that.
1984SKIN on
Ages.
nneighbour on
I think my mom still has this exact tub. I remember it vividly growing up.
killians1978 on
… 40 year old bottle of 40 million year old petrochemicals?
It’s fiiiiine
AndrewWhite97 on
Yeah they do! Get in there.
Rushview on
I’m guessing it only comes out the drawer on your Dad’s birthday.
Sir_KunCidado on
If a dinosaur pops up from there, it might be time to buy a new one.
OZZYMAXIMUS01 on
My mom still uses one she bought from Walmart in the late 80s or early 90s I believe. I will take a picture of it when I get a chance.
AGrandNewAdventure on
Does your dad put it back in the container when he’s done with it?
trumpelstiltzkin on
To think you may owe your life to this very container
Various_Ad_4677 on
Filled with your mothers pubes
dadoffour_87 on
My dad always had a jar in his bedside table. Never understood why or what for.
china-blast on
I know a girl who thinks of ghosts,
She’ll make you breakfast, she’ll make you toast.
But she don’t use butter.
And she don’t use cheese.
She don’t use jelly, or any of these.
She uses Vaseline
FormerChocoAddict on
For??
yurtfarmer on
Kinky
speedweaver on
Ours is about that old also
MelodicBumblebee1617 on
Is it the size of your thigh??
Odd-Transition729 on
And it will be handed down to you in the will.
RowdyTiger99 on

CommissionDirect1542 on
Extremely dangerous to apply to skin. No one should be using this on their skin.
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Not using it very often then, lol.
It makes it easier to you know… go through doors
If they clean their hands prior to use then its fine, otherwise you may want to ask them how their itchy skin is for them.
Nice, it’s even the Weekend Size jar.Â
Does this stuff ever go bad?
Interesting fact — some people used to eat vaseline assuming it would help digestion. Including the inventor, or so he claimed. You can’t digest it, so it just goes through your system. So… if you want to make sure you are good and ready… a spoonful in both ends will help.
I have one jar like that. Business been closed for 20 years that I bought it from.
I hate to tell you this, but it’s much much older than that.
Ages.
I think my mom still has this exact tub. I remember it vividly growing up.
… 40 year old bottle of 40 million year old petrochemicals?
It’s fiiiiine
Yeah they do! Get in there.
I’m guessing it only comes out the drawer on your Dad’s birthday.
If a dinosaur pops up from there, it might be time to buy a new one.
My mom still uses one she bought from Walmart in the late 80s or early 90s I believe. I will take a picture of it when I get a chance.
Does your dad put it back in the container when he’s done with it?
To think you may owe your life to this very container
Filled with your mothers pubes
My dad always had a jar in his bedside table. Never understood why or what for.
I know a girl who thinks of ghosts,
She’ll make you breakfast, she’ll make you toast.
But she don’t use butter.
And she don’t use cheese.
She don’t use jelly, or any of these.
She uses Vaseline
For??
Kinky
Ours is about that old also
Is it the size of your thigh??
And it will be handed down to you in the will.

Extremely dangerous to apply to skin. No one should be using this on their skin.
For what, huh?