My parents still use 40 year old Vaseline

    by Grimreapess

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    1. If they clean their hands prior to use then its fine, otherwise you may want to ask them how their itchy skin is for them.

    2. Interesting fact — some people used to eat vaseline assuming it would help digestion. Including the inventor, or so he claimed. You can’t digest it, so it just goes through your system. So… if you want to make sure you are good and ready… a spoonful in both ends will help.

    3. My mom still uses one she bought from Walmart in the late 80s or early 90s I believe. I will take a picture of it when I get a chance.

    4. I know a girl who thinks of ghosts,

      She’ll make you breakfast, she’ll make you toast.

      But she don’t use butter.

      And she don’t use cheese.

      She don’t use jelly, or any of these.

      She uses Vaseline

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